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satan-offical

I had a dream that it was revealed that you were secretly running every single offical account on Tumblr

We are a hive mind

the-actual-devil-offical

But..thats not- AAAAUGH- okay okay...I'll go back into the cage

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satan-offical

can we call you satan and the actual satan irl!satan

I am the irl satan what are you on about

the-actual-devil-offical

...can I come out of the basement now-

satan-offical

What is your relation to the devil? Is he like your brother or something?

I AM THE DEVIL

the-actual-devil-offical

Liar.

satan-offical

Get back in the box get back in the box get back in the box

the-actual-devil-offical

BUT IM HUNGRY

#they named deviled eggs after me Satan.#I am better than this

satan-offical

What is your relation to the devil? Is he like your brother or something?

I AM THE DEVIL

the-actual-devil-offical

Liar.

sillyalienfromspace

Don't hurt me alien PLEASE

- @the-actual-devil-offical

If u made me cocoa

the-actual-devil-offical

OKAY

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homosexuality-offical

wait hold on you're gay ?

nah

ur-least-fav-gal-offical

yeah and im everyones favorite person

wright-official

yeah and im everyones favorite lawyer

lightsabersandbluecookies

yeah and i hate star wars

the-actual-devil-offical

YeH and I'm not the real devil

satan-offical

Hey Deku!

Oh-! H-Hey Kacchan! What do you want?

Did you eat my special Bakugo Brownies?

Oh! Yeah I did Kacchan, why?

YOU DAMN NERD! Those brownies have Bakugos Special Baku-Sauce in them!

A-And what's the sauces Kacchan?

I can't continue with this

viansparkles

ill continue ive been doing this shit for forever

*bakugou looks away, guilt and lust raging in his crimson fiery orbs*

"sometimes.. the alpha just has to release his damned emotions, deku!!!!!"

*he growls, face and ears blushed red*

*deku stutters, blinking back tears*

"o-oh kacchan, you mean I, deku, got to eat your special bakugou brownies? w- w- wow!! this has to go in my notebook!!"

*he hurriedly writes down 'kacchans sperm mixed with brownies... same properties as nitroglycerin like sweat?'*

"WAIT DEKU!!! THOSE SPECIAL BAKUGOU BROWNIES HAD.. HAD MY SWEAT IN THEM!!"

*bakugou roars with rage*

"i-it's okay kacchan.. ill die forever happy like this..."

[deku explodes. bakugou howls with anger, cursing himself for not labeling the brownies]

#i asked for this #im sorry guys #this is peak #even makes the devil cry gang

sillyalienfromspace

Shall I call an exorcist? /J

Nope Devil is scared of me not me scared of him sis

the-actual-devil-offical

CALL ONE FOR HIM NOT ME- AAAAA

sillyalienfromspace

That's it.

*hit u*

sillyalienfromspace

Shall I call an exorcist? /J

Nope Devil is scared of me not me scared of him sis

the-actual-devil-offical

CALL ONE FOR HIM NOT ME- AAAAA

#don't hurt me alien

l1fe1sp0ppli0

Window = apple

...eat ur window vin

- the devil from the book. Not bible. Book.

yummy 😋 I love apple

Which book or is it like THE book

the-actual-devil-offical

Book.

All books with the devil in it it THE book..that's the rules

l1fe1sp0ppli0

YAY ! I love devil 😁

the-actual-devil-offical

I..love you too, uh..child?

#Yes vin join the darkside #we have apples

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l1fe1sp0ppli0

Window = apple

...eat ur window vin

- the devil from the book. Not bible. Book.

yummy 😋 I love apple

Which book or is it like THE book

the-actual-devil-offical

Book.

All books with the devil in it it THE book..that's the rules

satan-offical

I wonder if the Actual Devil™ in like the bible and stuff approves of me using their image or if I'm gonna go to hell for this

the-actual-devil-offical

I don't appreciate identity theft..OH WAIT I DO! IM THE FUCKING DEVILLLLL! Carry on then, little hell spawn! Spread chaos...MWAJAHHAWHHAHA

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