Feels like I’ve become a burden. I just want you to be okay. You deserve so much more than you allow yourself to accept.
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Feels like I’ve become a burden. I just want you to be okay. You deserve so much more than you allow yourself to accept.

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Are you KIDDING ME? (via @amauryguichon on Instagram)
He’s a god damn chocomancer
Follow your dreams, I guess
my mom didn’t believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like “oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people’s stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it’s fun to pretend saint nicholas or ‘santa claus’ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!”
so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially “so mac, are you being good for santa claus?” and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly “he’s dead.”

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We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology
grossly underestimated
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK
I knew what was coming the moment I saw the caption but I still lost it.
It’s weird to think that 12 year olds were born in 2009-2010, meaning they have no memories of flip phones or possibly DVDs.

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What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

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me remembering when i was nice when i should have killed them