thaz3mat

Finds true love: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Leo

Strikes it rich: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

Will suffer but prevail: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini

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UPDATE WITH ACTUAL CREDITS:

My cat’s been very lethargic lately and it’s causing my girlfriend to have panic attacks because she’s worried.

We’re gonna get him signed up for a membership thing, but it’s gonna cost us at minimum $75 dollars.

He’s barely drinking and barely eating.

I’m really worried about him.

I’m not gonna make a gofundme, but you can donate through paypal or contact me?

The button’s on my page.

It’s still super cold in northern Canada so

❄️Make hot-chocolate and put a cinnamon stick in it for prosperity and a great taste

❄️Make snow balls and draw sigils on them with your finger, then place them around your yard

❄️Make winter themed witch balls and hang them from the trees in your yard

❄️Take some pine needles from trees and make pine needle tinctures

❄️Hang small bells with red ribbon from trees in your garden to let you know when spirits or faeries are nearby when they ring

in my 5 years of working at a fast food restaurant

i have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.

You know who yells at me when the restaurant is busy and their order takes a little longer? When there’s a mistake with their food? Asshole middle aged people.