I'd like some desperate measures please

“He came up with a plan to get unstuck, but in the end falling over was what worked”

never learned how to drive or use a microwave because he figured that someone else would do it

his husband jim hutton asked him to to leave “fried chicken” as the last line of one vision, a serious song about global unity. he did it.

got into an argument with sid vicious from the sex pistols. called him “simon ferocious” and (depending on the story) threw him out of the room

performed with the royal ballet despite Not Knowing how to do ballet and said that the stretching hurt him in places he didn’t even know that he had

mistook weed for tea, made himself a cup of tea with it, drank it, and thought he was dying