Monkey King’s entire time spent on my crew is just one extended existential crisis as he’s reminded, over and over again, that these are the absolute dumbasses who tricked him.
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Monkey King’s entire time spent on my crew is just one extended existential crisis as he’s reminded, over and over again, that these are the absolute dumbasses who tricked him.

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Recently I restarted Pirate101. Like, delete all characters, start from scratch (except like, mounts and one or two crown items i happened to have) restart. Now I’m playing through as a swashbuckler and let me just say, sometimes I miss the Commodore, but then Morgan calls me dashing and I don’t care as much lmao.
I was tired of Cool Ranch before I stopped playing on my old privateer. That’s, like, WHY I stopped at the time. Cool Ranch is just so long. Imagine my surprise when, after a brief and refreshing detour to Port Royal, I’m back in Cool Ranch. For what seems to be two more whole skyways.
Good god. I just want to continue this freaking game.
I’m doing it to myself though, at least partially, since the “complete all book X side quests” are like my favorite badges at the moment.
Also, how many criminals must I catch before this rooster sheriff stops making me do his job for him. I think I’m on the last one since this one has a companion reward instead of just gold but they seriously couldn’t even give us a pittance of experience for 10+ bosses? Only gold? Really?
Resisting the urge now to go back and play as another character just to avoid Cool Ranch. I will get to the end. Eventually.
ive been playing wizard101 off and on for over 11 years now and i don’t know when they added it or if it’s always been there but i JUST NOW learned that there’s an “add character slot” elixir in the crown store so you can actually have a character from every school
for years the missing school has haunted me. why am i only learning this now???
a minor inconvenience happens on a higher level wizard
me:

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I’ll never forget the time Balestrom had me make him alcohol for a school project
i only understood about half of that and still you made a 20 year old boy feel the need to change servers so... good job? maybe stop
side note: blake are you okay
of course!
i have no idea who this wizard is but they are everything i aspire to be
really! i bet he didn’t even earn those boy scout badges!

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GOLDEN SEAL
my upperclassman loves...
...*ahem*
wait are you the senpai or is lail the senpai
lail said (or, that’s how i interpreted it anyway) that i’m in the “next class” down from him. so he’s the protagonists senpai
i assume its meant to be the class down (rather than up) because he gets to go on a field trip to zafaria and tbh ive barely done any real schoolwork. And, I typically wouldn’t refer to someone in a class above me as “kid” even back in grade school when we were kids. But that’s just my interpretation of it.
s-senpai???

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... “Small but powerful?” those are my strongest power words?
i... sure, okay. i’ll take it, i guess
...professor, are you okay?