You can just call me the Queen of Eyebrows

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

Someday I will write an entire smut fic using only the tier six descriptions.

@guessimaclotpole

Listen to Hollywood undead you’ll find a few

I should also write a smut using only tier 6 descriptions.

Yogurt shotgun-

I am fucking dying

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

Cookie cream cookie

I just chomp it… And keep doing that till they are all gone