I did a double take when I saw this label while visiting my father’s house.
Thought my dad was a pervert keeping lube out on the coffee table. And then I mourned.
Think of all the sex-related brands that would’ve had a field day with this name.
All the penis jokes.
All the penetration jokes.
WASTED.
For an innocent muscle cream.
Curiosity got the better of me and I opened it.
This looks like something a perverted masseuse would use in an adult cartoon for a bit.
Smells kinda good though.
Looked it up and it's a mix of the words penetration and reflex because it uses a "pharma-grade penetration enhancer"
It also cannot be used as lube
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND*
Anything can be lube with enough creativity and determination.












