love is stored in the pasta

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

it’s about being queer it’s about surviving assault it’s about alienation and most of all it’s about how everyone who loved you before might not be able to even look at you now, no matter how many times you try to explain that you didn’t ask to die and you didn’t ask for that death to leave you only half-eaten when it got bored of you.

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

shoutout to the aborted fics in my head, I would have loved to post it

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

i LOVE the word decorum . like please! have some decorum ✋

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

mny ocssssss. myuu occssss aughghghg myu ocsssssss wailing like a ghoul oever my ocsss

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

the yuri rarepair shippers shall inherit the earth