Causally failing at life.....

Dear Diery,

Today we went to Diagon Alley to get some bits and bobs.  I have not been to Diagon Alley in a long time and I saw some kids my age there.  It was very exiting!  I wonder if they will be at Hogwarts with me?  I did want to talk to them but Mummy told me I should not communicate with “disgusting Half-Bloods”.  But Diery, every one looked the same there so how do you tell if someone is a Half-Blood or a pureblood?  What if I make a friend when I go to Hogwarts without knowing they are a Half-Blood because I can not tell and then I later find out they are a Half-Blood?  Do I have to stop being there friend?

Being a wizerd is so hard some times.

Sirius : je suis bien content d’avoir appris à parler français, Fleur. Nous pouvons l’utiliser comme un langage codé c’est formidable.

Fleur : c’est bien vrai, Sirius.

Fleur, gazing at Bill and Remus : tu ne trouves pas que les cicatrices au visage leur donnent un certain charme ?

Bill : Fleur ma chérie, please stop it I feel like you two made fun of us.

Sirius, laughing : je confirme, nous sommes en présence de deux très beaux balafrés.

Remus : Padfoot if you say shit about me I’m going to fucking kill you.

Mipha: Can you pass the salt, please?

Regulus: You really haven't grasped the concept of this whole "gay thing" yet, have you, mother?

Walburga: Well, there must be homosexuals who date women...

Blaise wishes this was the weirdest thing he’s seen Draco do.

Antho, I, and our cats need your help…

Some of you may be familiar with our cats Skelley (named after our love of Undertale) and Nebby (named after the Pokemon Nebby). They were strays that a neighbour of ours had found and we have loved and cherished them ever since. Now we are moving in mid August (for school) and in order to keep these two with us we need to have them fixed, vaccinated, and checked out by the vet. Unfortunately on top of moving and school expenses, amongst other things, our finances aren’t exactly in a good place right now…

It’s been a bit of a struggle already but we really need to take care of Skel and Neb and this is why we are in need of your help. I’ll be honest, I wanted to get them fixed months ago but that didn’t happen due to shall we say…family complications. We’ve calculated that their medical expenses will be around $500 CAD (Around $381 USD). Any donation/contribution made would be appreciated, every dollar is one step closer to taking care of our precious beans.

Ways you can help:

1. We have a Gofundme page where you can donate directly: 

https://www.gofundme.com/raising-money-for-skel-and-neb

2. Buy Antho’s Art on Redbubble

https://www.redbubble.com/people/evil-antho

3. Commission Antho for Art

https://evil-and-lady.tumblr.com/post/168116463341/evil-and-lady-commission-sheet-the-prices-shown

4. Support us on Patreon for rewards

https://www.patreon.com/evilandlady

5. I am also opening emergency voice commissions (for a reduced price):  

Shoutout $2 $1

30 Seconds $5 $4

1 minute $10 $8

All requests must be SFW and these are examples of characters I can voice:

Undertale: Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, Muffet, Alphys, Monster Kid, Temmie, Chara, Frisk, Shyren

Zelda Breath of the Wild: Mipha, Zelda, Link screams if you want em

Fire Emblem: Tiki, Olivia, Azura, (Possible others if requested)

Steven Universe: Rose Quartz, Peridot, Saphire, Blue Diamond, Aquamarine, Sardonyx, Jasper  

Overwatch: Mercy, Moira, Tracer, Widow Maker

Dokidoki Literature Club: Any of the girls

*Please message me via tumblr if you are interested* 

ANYTHING we receive is going towards taking care of these sweet beans. We love them so very much.

If you can’t donate please reblog/pass this on. Just by doing this you are helping us, Skel, and Neb

Thank you so much for reading this and hearing us out.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue