That Scrambled Egg!

The girl waited for a while before she got mildly frustrated and knocked on the door, but with a little bit of force. The knocking would get louder and louder until someone would answer.‘Aw shucks, this person better give me some candy or else!’ She thought to herself

“Ah, what do we ‘ave ‘ere? is it time awready?”

“I am the **goldenest** of the childs! The sweetest of the sweets! Come on, let’s go out and have some fun, big bro! Pleeeeeease? Please, please, please, pleeeeeeease!”

“I wanna go out for some ice cream!” She moved her arms up and down rapidly, “I want alllllll the flavors!” Ome. Eggette’s favorite thing to do besides building machines was licking sweet ice cream. She knew her brother couldn’t say no to her ‘begging’.

Where did they come from?

Okay, we’ve got to get out of here.

I’d rather starve to death in here, than be eaten by one of those undead monsters!

Calm down lady, I’m no zombie.

Are you crazy? You could have barbecued both of us!

How did a girl like you manage to survive?

Hey, I’m not ordinary civvie.

Hey, is someone wounded back there?

Oh. This looks bad.

They’re coming. Get ready.

Calm down. You’re safe now.

If we don’t cooperate, we won’t be walking away from this mission.

Hey, the zombies are getting restless.

They must have sniffed us out, they know we’re here!

Relax, I’m not dead yet.

That hero stuff is harder than it looks.

Well, we both managed to survive. Maybe we can start helping each other again.

There’s no rest for the wicked.

Please! Wake up!

I can’t believe I am still alive

It looks like our roles have been reversed since we originally met, huh?

I’m okay. I don’t feel any pain. But that’s what bothers me.

If I can’t feel anything, then what does that mean?

No way! That monster just doesn’t give up!

What? I thought we killed that thing?

I’m quite impressed you’ve managed to stay alive up until now.

How about helping out?

I have no intention of helping you.

You’re still alive. Such persistence.

So, you want to get out of here alone? Is that your plan?

Although I’m sure I’ll miss you, it’s time to say goodbye.

You can either accept death with dignity, or die with regret.

But I don’t wanna die in a place like this.

I couldn’t letcha die.

“I don’t know what the heck you’re talking about.” 

“Clearly, you are a very confused person who needs help to see reality.”

“You are a seriously messed up person.”

“I am SO SO glad I kicked you to the curb!”  

“Fuck bitch, it was a month without even a single word!”

“I’m not even going to bother you with your shit shit anymore.”

“Get your head out of your ass.”

“Get yourself together.”

“You’re not god’s gift!”

“So sweet pea, get your facts straight before you even think of playing with the big grils/boys.”  

“Have you ever thought that this shit happens to you because YOU are fucking messed up in the head?”

“Your lies are just astounding.”

“The web of lies that you weave for yourself and then actually believe them”

“You are really messed up in the head.”

“I understand why people don’t want anything to do with you.”

“You are one seriously fucked up individual.”

“You need serious help.”

“Your “idea” of the world is so fucking messed up.“

"You live in your own fantasy land!

“Stop smoking whatever you are on.”

“Get in the real world bitch.”

“Don’t worry darling, I’ll keep coming.”

“Once again you’ve proved yourself to be a liar.”  

“Oh you’re such a little liar.”

“You are proving yourself over and over again that you need help.”

“Oh my god you make me laugh!”

[text]I expect these messages to be shared with your bitches.

"Wait, what? Great, you're a conductor now, huh? Hey, listen, it would take a miracle to get this rust bucket going."

"Alright. One toot toot."

"You play cribbage with a weasel."

"He cheats like there's no tomorrow."

"Foxes are the worst!"

"Let's not tell the mayor just yet!"

"And sent it. And it is done. So I did do that."

"Oh... Eh... Okay. Deal."

"Did you think it was real? It looks so real! It's not, it's just a new app."

"Now I can tell you're a little tense, so I'm just gonna give you a little personal space!"

"Whatever you do, do not let go!"

"More bad news in a city gripped by fear."

"Go back to the forest."

"It's a crazy, beautiful diverse city where we celebrate our differences."

"Don't tell me what I know!"

"You don't scare me."

"Scared now?"

"I make two hundred bucks a day, Fluff. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year since I was twelve."

"I know everybody."

"For what? Hwurting your feewings?"

"You are so much more than that."

"Look at that traffic down there."

"I'm glad you told me."

"I know a thing or two about being a jerk."

"He bit the dickens out of your mother."

"A bunny can go savage."

"I know plenty of bunnies who are jerks."

"Sure, yeah, we all do, absolutely."

"We made a little care package to take with you."

"I love your hair."

"You're gonna have to be patient and wait in line just like everyone else."

"I popped the weasel!"

"You should be asking what happened to me!"

"Whoa. A teensy otter did that?"