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Hello fellow tumblr users!

Are you a furry, or general lover of animal shaped dildos?

Are you too poor or cheap to buy a fancy one from the likes of Bad Dragon or Fetish Zone or Exotic Erotics?

Me too, but I’ve recently found some fun with some vastly cheaper dildos from a manufacturer, that as far as I can tell, is just called FAAK.

But husky, I hear you say, surely these are just cheapy chinese dildos? And you would be correct!

However, because I like them thus far (I have two of the… “smaller” ones) I’ve decided that I’ll give some away!

These will be new, ordered straight from China to you!

Here’s how it works. All you have to do, is reblog this post. Then, on the 15th of April (or there-abouts) I will put all the reblogs in a spreadsheet and use a random number generator to select winners!

I’ll then try and contact said winners, so make sure you watch out for messages from me around then, or have open asks!

There will be one (1) winner of the grand prize, and three (3) winners of the runners up prizes.

And what are these prizes?

Grand prize:

Either 1 “small” horse dildo from FAAK

OR

1 Elephant (penis) dildo from FAAK

OR

2 of the smaller dildos from the runner up tier, if you don’t fancy the girth of the other two options!

Runner up prizes:

1 wolf dildo (either of the models)

OR

1 deer dildo

OR

1 dinosaur dildo

OR

1 tentacle dildo

OR

1 crocodile dildo

OR

1 giant tongue dildo, if you’re into that

OR

1 elephant trunk?

OR

Any of the other FAAK dildos I decide to throw in or come out next month.

Most of the dildos are available in black, flesh, or magenta!

So that again, just reblog!

Don’t ya just live for those glorious summer days where everyone’s out havin’ a good time? Going to the beach and whatnot? Looks like all these horses do! Come on out and enjoy the heat with these boys~

BIDDING LINKS:

Slot 1

Slot 2

Slot 3

Slot 4

Slot 5

Slot 6

Slot 7

Slot 8

Starting bids: $20 ; Minimum Increase: $5

Details: -OC only -Male Only -Character will be given Full shading once the slot is purchased - Resolution will be in 6500 pixels to those that purchase the YCH -Cum will be added once slot is purchased and picture is finished -Payment must be sent through Paypal ONLY! 

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Just because you’re in a bar or club with only other women does not mean you are inherently safe.

My best friend got drugged by a girl in an all female bar and was almost raped in the bathroom.

Alright, here’s the full “arc” start to finish!

Aren’t you glad that Sherman took it so well? I guess he loves his dad no matter what

Wanna be one of these two lucky (or perhaps unlucky) bound stallions ripe for plowing? Bid away– but be responsible!

Details: -OC only -Male Only -Character will be given Full shading once the slot is purchased -Cum will be added once slot is purchased and picture is finished -Payment must be sent through Paypal ONLY!

Below is a list of the places to go if you wish to bit on any of the following character spots above!

SLOT A

SLOT B

Inspired by the 250 miles post, I made this out of my other favourite meme song, Wonderwall. Every second beat is skipped.

Guess who’s trying to practice this boy!!

This confused ott!!!