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Pepper: Die. Tony: Please don't die. Pepper: DIE! Tony: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Steve, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Natasha, eating popcorn: They bought it together and Tony wants Pepper to accept it as their child.

Tony, pointing at wall: What color is this? Steve: Grey Bucky: Gray Tony: Now Peter, tell them what color you think it is. Peter: Dark White.

Rhodey: A sprite is anything that's not static. Tony: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. Happy: A sprite is a soda, you goddamn geekass bastards.

Tony: Dammit, the printer broke while I was printing Peter's birthday invitations. Pepper: Well, what are they supposed to say? Tony: Peter's birthday party. Pepper: What do they say instead? Tony: Peter's bi. Pepper: Pepper: Works either way.

Peter, hungover: Please tell me I imagined claiming to be the king of all ducks. Harley: I would, but then I'd be committing treason by lying to the king of all ducks.

Morgan: Leave it on.

Tony: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Natasha: ... Of course, there are other schools of thought.

MJ: Well, I mean, he deserves it. Getting Tony's hopes up like that, and then showing up.

Tony: You carry our genes, you just roasted yourself.

Morgan: Yea... I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a paper bag with a note that reads: 'Please Peter, be good, for the love of Odin, I'm begging you, be good.'*

Tony: In that case, as the archbishop of Nebula's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Wanda right on the lips!

Tony: *w h e e z e*

Tony: *crying* Well, it's working.

Happy: I once watched him fall of the roof of Stark tower, stand up, and keep eating his churro like nothing happened.