The End

A quick twenty minute survey to see how the creation of everything has affected you and how we, the cherubim staff, can take into account your perception of life to better the lives of those coming after you.

Routine maintenance will disable our networks between the hours of 1500-1700 GMT every Tuesday and Friday. Surveys can be administered through hard copies and #2 pencil during these times. 

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hank you

try these new and improved pet names for that special someone. 

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A guide to this year's top spots for relaxation.

#1-20: MTV's Love Lounge for single, salty sunbathers. You won't be needing that relationship here, so leave your extra baggage at the beaded entrance.

#21: Purity Hammock is an online community for hanging out and talking about anything that comes to mind lol. There is no fee, however in order to be admitted as a basic member, a selfie must be submitted alongside your favorite meme and a 50 word essay on your best qualities. Hang ten, brother.

#22: Microbrew You Customized Frosty Brews

#23: Brain. Get in touch with your skeletons in the closet. Addressing those psychological problems is a top priority in order to stay cool this summer. Ground yourself in reality before taking off on this cosmic 2014 adventure.