That Idiot

The face of a man having an existential crisis on national television

children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day

baseball really is the best sport for vampires

Explain

bats

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

i’m at work crying from laughing here how is this not funny asdfsadf

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

My fucking hero forever.

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex