because according to the encyclopedia of chogIWA

woojin: rules are made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken

minho: uh, piñatas

jeongin: glowsticks

felix: spaghetti when you have a small pot

changbin: you can address me as 'eagle one'

changbin: hyunjin, codename 'been there, done that'

changbin: felix is 'currently doing that'

changbin: minho is 'it happened once in a dream'

changbin: jisung, codename 'if i had to pick a dude'

changbin: woojin is...

woojin:

changbin: ... 'eagle two'

jisung: it was an accident...

minho: jisung, your hand's still on my ass

jeongguk: *playing video games* the dishes

seokjin: was that a laser gun?

jeongin: but you don't like coffee??

changbin: i don't need to. you're the only light i need in my life 💕

me: nah

chan: like maaaaate, sToP pRoCrAsTiNaTiNg

me: gotta go fast

minho: pfft. what an idiot.

minho: *sees it's jisung*

minho: i can be un-cooperative

chan: okay, give me an example

donghyuk: no wait, that's taeyong.

donghyuk: well, i'm your nicest friend!

donghyuk: no, that's jungwoo.

taehyung: poseidon quivers before him

minho: well jeongin didn't break the microwave, felix did!

felix: minho hasn't worked on any new choreographies for a month!

minho: felix and changbin are living together!

felix: minho married jisung in vegas!

hyunjin: i love park jinyoung! from GOT7 not jyp!

woojin: i wasn't suppposed to put beef in the trifle!

seungmin: i wanna gooooooo!

mark: *taking a nap on the other side of the wall*

mark: *wakes up and runs out screaming*

johnny: oh sorry man, did i get you?