who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

Bada Bing! Wit' a Pipe! | Greg & Jimmy

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

Look, if you stay away from my daughter, I’m sure we’ll have no problems.

Oh you're one of those fathers. Mhm, I know you guys well. And I'm not even interested in your daughter, mate, so don't worry. 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

Well, he is your boss. Sort of. Didn’t you just say that?

Well, yeah, but he didn't actually hire me so he really has no control over me, that's Lucy's job. He's more of a 'watch from a distance' kinda boss. 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

Good. Because I could tell my husband you were being rude.

You're going to go running to your husband because a kid was being rude to you? And what exactly could he do about that? 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

Are you trying to be smart with me, Mr. Gates?

Not in the slightest. 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

That better be the extent of it.

Well yes and no, sometimes she wants whipped cream with her hot chocolate. So you know, sentences. 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

Well, she is my daughter, and I do hope I raised her well. although I can’t say I’m thrilled that she’s talking to strangers. I’ll have to talk to her about that.

I'm not that strange, besides, you do trust me to cook your food. And it's not like we talk past, "hey would you coffee or hot chocolate?" "oh, hot chocolate please." 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

And are you saying my daughter is nice to talk to?

Nicer than most. I do have to deal with cranky old ladies and weird, preverted men on an almost daily basis so, yeah, she's nice to talk to. Wouldn't you say she's nice to talk to? 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

Yes, Amelia is a lovely girl. I didn’t know that you too had been acquainted.

Ah, well, not really. I've talked with most of the guests here, it's part of the job, but some are nicer to talk to than others. 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

I don’t think so. Charlie’s mentioned you a few times. That’s all. He said there was a Jimmy who was about our daughter’s age.

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

Oh… You’re that Jimmy?

That Jimmy... um, should I be afraid? 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

[chuckles] Guilty as charged. How do you know Charlie?

He's my boss, sort of. 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

On the mainland. And I think my husband wants to get back more than I do.

The mainland, yeah, I figured that-- you're married? Aw that's nice, wait, you're not Charlie's husband are you? 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

I… see. Well, it would be nice to get off this island and go home.

[nods] yeah, wouldn't it? And where's home for you? 

is anyone up for stealing a ship and sailing with me back to the mainland?

I’m not sure if I’d like to go with you, Mr…

Gates. Jimmy, and I'm joking by the way. [seriously] He didn't have an accident, it was the war. No, ah, there's no fisherman. Well, I mean, I'm sure there's a fisherman, just the one I'm talking about isn't real.