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CRISPY JUICY TENDER

I JUST PUT MY NEWBORN SIS INTO A BLENDER!!!!

Hey! My name is Thatch. You probably recognize me from being the fourth division commander for the Whitebeard Pirates!

Quick questions to summarize everything up!

Weren't you dead?

That's not a nice thing to ask a guy! That's like asking a lady her age!

How are you here though?

Yo mama.

Do you have any siblings?

Lot's of 'em! I'm on Whitebeard's crew after all!

Pronouns?

He/Him!

Age?

Forgot. Probably forty-ish now.

Sexuality?

Pirate. Don't question it just roll.

What do you even do?

I got some great cookin' skills if I do say so myself!

ooc under cut

#the header quote is a joke i swear #please dont shoot me if its ooc #i thought it was funny #one piece roleplay #one piece thatch #guys wish me luck #one piece rp #thatch one piece #uhhh #op rp #one piece #op roleplay #thatch #yeah #yep #mhm

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thatch-official

You and I need to have drinks. Soon. Today, even. @the-grandline-bartender

Yes ma'am! Fine by me.

the-grandline-bartender

Tell me you still like your usual? Or am I just making us each a FUBAR and calling it a day?

thatch-official

Usual sounds good....If ya still remember, that is...

the-grandline-bartender

If I still remember?! Thatch. You wound me.

Of course I remember. You named the damn thing. Who thinks of spiced rum, cinnamon whiskey, ginger soda, and apple schnapps and calls it a Devil's Advocate?

thatch-official

The most creative guy in the Grand Line! That's who! Surprised you remember, Rell!

the-grandline-bartender

Of course I remember.

Now don't you lift a finger. Drinks are on me.

thatch-official

Whatever you say, Rell! I'll sit back and wait patiently. Besides, it'll be nice to see how your mixology skills are coming along!

#convo!#rell #sibbies #SHED LOVE THAT))#←(I CAN USE IT IF YOU WANT!!!!)

thatch-official

You and I need to have drinks. Soon. Today, even. @the-grandline-bartender

Yes ma'am! Fine by me.

the-grandline-bartender

Tell me you still like your usual? Or am I just making us each a FUBAR and calling it a day?

thatch-official

Usual sounds good....If ya still remember, that is...

the-grandline-bartender

If I still remember?! Thatch. You wound me.

Of course I remember. You named the damn thing. Who thinks of spiced rum, cinnamon whiskey, ginger soda, and apple schnapps and calls it a Devil's Advocate?

thatch-official

The most creative guy in the Grand Line! That's who! Surprised you remember, Rell!

#convo!#rell #sibbies #(i keep having the urge to give rell the nickname my moms siblings gave her)#(because my moms name has ell in it)#(they called her jellybean qwq)#(its instinct im sorry)#(im holding back i swear)

Hey Thatch

Hru

Pretty alright, could be worse. Catching up with all of my siblings is great.

#answered

thatch-official

You and I need to have drinks. Soon. Today, even. @the-grandline-bartender

Yes ma'am! Fine by me.

the-grandline-bartender

Tell me you still like your usual? Or am I just making us each a FUBAR and calling it a day?

thatch-official

Usual sounds good....If ya still remember, that is...

#convo!#rell #sibbies #(is he challenging her)#(maybe)

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You and I need to have drinks. Soon. Today, even. @the-grandline-bartender

Yes ma'am! Fine by me.

#answered #rell #sibbies

the-grandline-bartender

...Hey Rell? Everything holding up okay? This place is fancy-schmacy, huh? You really outdid yourself.

- @thatch-official

[Rell freezes. Something in her hand drops— shatters— as her head turns slowly to the door. Her eyes rake over the familiar pompadour, the tied neckerchief in yellow around the haunting white coat. The scar along his eye, curving upwards and around, and the crow's feet around his eyes as he smiles at her.]

... Thatch...?

thatch-official

Hey, Rell. Good to see you. This establishment of yours looks real nice. You wanna show me around at some point? After we catch up, of course. 'M sure there's lots I missed out on, huh?

the-grandline-bartender

... you—

You absolute ASSHOLE—!

[Rell is out from around the bar like a shot, cannoning into her brother with a desperate kind of force, wrapping her arms around his middle like a vice. Her face sinks into his chest as she squeezes tighter, tighter, like she's afraid he's going to disappear if she lets go.]

You've been dead— you DIED— and the first thing you say when you come back is "hey?!"

You— y-you—

[She exhales slowly, shudderingly.]

I missed you.

thatch-official

[ Thatch stumbles at the sudden grasp, his eyes widening in shock as he didn't expect his sister to react so suddenly. ]

Hey, hey! Easy there. I got you. You're fine, I'm fine. I'm here now, ain't I? We have time to catch up.

I missed you too, kiddo. You mad? You can be mad. That's fine. C'mon, don't beat yourself up. I'm here.

[ Thatch's arms wrap around Rell as well, pulling her into a tight hug. One of those hugs you learn to recognize over the years. One of those big, tight hugs you'll never forget. ]

You're fine, you're okay... You been doin' alright?

#sibbies #rell #convo!

bwiooooooooo

A whale? You sure are a big guy! Interesting mark you got there! Is it a jolly roger? Are you a pirate-whale?

#answered

thatch-official

you’ve got some nerve making me cry on this skiff in the middle of the ocean by myself i look so fucking stupid right now fuck you

i missed you

go see your sister

- @portgas-official

Ace! Why're ya bawlin' like a baby over me? You know better! I'm here now, ain't I?

Yeah, I should see Rell, huh?...

portgas-official

i came back outta the grave a little more emotional than i used to be, okay?! i just…I missed you, and i get it, we’re both here now but that doesn’t change that…whatever. you’re right…fuck im a mess right now

She’s still running the bar. you won’t believe the stories she’s got waiting for you…

thatch-official

...Outta the grave?

Ace did you...?

Of course, you know I'm going to catch up with Rell. She's one of my top priorities. But...

Ace did you die? What do you mean, you "came back outta the grave a little more emotional"? Ace, who killed you? It wasn't...him, was it?

portgas-official

..Yeah. i did. uh, die, that is. he didn’t kill me directly but he’s got plenty to do with me dying.

the Marines got me, Luffy tried to save me from being executed, i died saving him instead. to make a long story short. we can catch up more in person, it’s….a whole thing to get into..

thatch-official

Holy shit, kid. You got lots going on then, huh?

Well, I was considering forgiving him but now I know damn well I won't. 'Specially not if he's messing with my siblings. That ain't forgivable.

portgas-official

a lot doesnt even begin to cover what i’ve got going on.

don’t go doing anything dumb about it if you’re pissed at him, okay?

promise me.

thatch-official

No worries. I know when a fight's outta my league. 'Specially since he got that devil fruit, I assume?

Yikes...

portgas-official

however bad you think it is, maybe triple it.

change the subject..Wano isn’t closed off anymore, and I’m getting married to a certain blue haired bombshell there in like..fuck, a couple days. no pressure, i know you’ll be pulled a lot of directions like i was when i came back, but..it’d be great to see you there.

thatch-official

Oh, hell yeah! Score! It's really not closed off anymore? What happened to Kaidou, he stepped down?

'Course I'll be there! I'll bring a special somethin', too. Tell me somethin' to make, and I'll make it.

#convo!#sibbies

thatch-official

you’ve got some nerve making me cry on this skiff in the middle of the ocean by myself i look so fucking stupid right now fuck you

i missed you

go see your sister

- @portgas-official

Ace! Why're ya bawlin' like a baby over me? You know better! I'm here now, ain't I?

Yeah, I should see Rell, huh?...

portgas-official

i came back outta the grave a little more emotional than i used to be, okay?! i just…I missed you, and i get it, we’re both here now but that doesn’t change that…whatever. you’re right…fuck im a mess right now

She’s still running the bar. you won’t believe the stories she’s got waiting for you…

thatch-official

...Outta the grave?

Ace did you...?

Of course, you know I'm going to catch up with Rell. She's one of my top priorities. But...

Ace did you die? What do you mean, you "came back outta the grave a little more emotional"? Ace, who killed you? It wasn't...him, was it?

portgas-official

..Yeah. i did. uh, die, that is. he didn’t kill me directly but he’s got plenty to do with me dying.

the Marines got me, Luffy tried to save me from being executed, i died saving him instead. to make a long story short. we can catch up more in person, it’s….a whole thing to get into..

thatch-official

Holy shit, kid. You got lots going on then, huh?

Well, I was considering forgiving him but now I know damn well I won't. 'Specially not if he's messing with my siblings. That ain't forgivable.

portgas-official

a lot doesnt even begin to cover what i’ve got going on.

don’t go doing anything dumb about it if you’re pissed at him, okay?

promise me.

thatch-official

No worries. I know when a fight's outta my league. 'Specially since he got that devil fruit, I assume?

Yikes...

#convo!#sibbies

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the-grandline-bartender

...Hey Rell? Everything holding up okay? This place is fancy-schmacy, huh? You really outdid yourself.

- @thatch-official

[Rell freezes. Something in her hand drops— shatters— as her head turns slowly to the door. Her eyes rake over the familiar pompadour, the tied neckerchief in yellow around the haunting white coat. The scar along his eye, curving upwards and around, and the crow's feet around his eyes as he smiles at her.]

... Thatch...?

thatch-official

Hey, Rell. Good to see you. This establishment of yours looks real nice. You wanna show me around at some point? After we catch up, of course. 'M sure there's lots I missed out on, huh?

#rell #convo!#sibbies

WELCOME BACK BBG!

We love to see ya alive and well

Absolutely! What is "BBG"? New acronym? Is it like BBQ? I love some good BBQ!

#answered

My man, my man what is UP

Cool to see you Thatch!!

Soo, who gets the most Huzz on the ship? You, Marco, Ace, Izo, or some other dude on the crew? Gotta know who's alpha, feel me?

(plot twist its fucking whitebeard)

The sky!

Probably Ace, he's in a polycule-type-thing now, isn't he? Proud of him.

#answered #(i have so many asks holy moly i JUST got here9 #)*

bogard-official

The only old man I like is you

@notgarpthefist-offical

⠀

notgarpthefist-offical

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

whitebeard-official

What about me?

notgarpthefist-offical

NO BOGARD IS ALSO THE ONLY OLD MAN I LIKE

whitebeard-official

🙁

notgarpthefist-offical

LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE *MY* FAVORITE OLD MAN GO BE ACE'S FAVORITE OLD MAN

whitebeard-official

I want to be everyone’s favorite old man!

I already know i’m Ace’s favorite.

thatch-official

You're my favourite old man, Pops!

#pops #convo!

thatch-official

you’ve got some nerve making me cry on this skiff in the middle of the ocean by myself i look so fucking stupid right now fuck you

i missed you

go see your sister

- @portgas-official

Ace! Why're ya bawlin' like a baby over me? You know better! I'm here now, ain't I?

Yeah, I should see Rell, huh?...

portgas-official

i came back outta the grave a little more emotional than i used to be, okay?! i just…I missed you, and i get it, we’re both here now but that doesn’t change that…whatever. you’re right…fuck im a mess right now

She’s still running the bar. you won’t believe the stories she’s got waiting for you…

thatch-official

...Outta the grave?

Ace did you...?

Of course, you know I'm going to catch up with Rell. She's one of my top priorities. But...

Ace did you die? What do you mean, you "came back outta the grave a little more emotional"? Ace, who killed you? It wasn't...him, was it?

portgas-official

..Yeah. i did. uh, die, that is. he didn’t kill me directly but he’s got plenty to do with me dying.

the Marines got me, Luffy tried to save me from being executed, i died saving him instead. to make a long story short. we can catch up more in person, it’s….a whole thing to get into..

thatch-official

Holy shit, kid. You got lots going on then, huh?

Well, I was considering forgiving him but now I know damn well I won't. 'Specially not if he's messing with my siblings. That ain't forgivable.

#convo!#sibbies

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OOC GUYS IM SO SORRY IF THIS IS ASS AS FUCK IM MAKING HIM ACT LIKE MY UNCLE BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS MANS BRAIN WORKS 💔

#ooc post #mod talks

wait does this mean youre my brother as well

roger adopted me which makes me ace’s sister

then whitebeard adopted ace which (technically?) makes me his daughter as well

anyways

HUGS

Everybody's my sibling if you really put your brain to it!

Hugs!!

#answered #sibbies

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