Hi !

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Bonus (ft lovergirl Mira)

Did you read my mind? How did you get in there?

I had a fic concept based solely around Annabeth picks no side and everyone is left scrambling. She's literally the keeper of the keys to Camp Half-Blood, and I genuinely think she's capable of organizing a long-term fight against Kronos with the statues and the Labyrinth by herself. She carried everyone in TLO and, again, so very capable.

The setting that prevents your work being used to train AI models is turned off by default! I had no idea about this until now! Artists, go to your settings, click “visibility”, and turn on this setting! Protect your work!

Go to your blog (you have to do this for each individual blog) and the visibility tab

It's this last option here

FACTSFACTSFACTSFACTSFACTSFACTS!!!!!!!!!

Granted, I'm a Greek bias and have never really liked the Romans or CJ so I've always been critical of CJ and their child soldiers. Like at least CHB has the excuse of literally zero adults, they die young so ofc everyone is a child soldier! But then CJ has generations and families and grown adults...being protected by the child soldiers? Like I get the transition period would be miserable bc you served as a kid and now have to serve as an adult or you've served your whole childhood and now that you're an adult and meant to retire, you still have to work. But like. Who set that system up? LMAO that's why I'm a fan of the headcanon (mine? i think?) that following the theme of pjo, Hazel, Frank, Reyna, other Romans destroy the previous abusive system in support of a newer one and serve into their adulthood to flip the whole inner workings of their camp meanwhile CHB does the same with Annabeth planning and building New Athens to parallel New Rome.

Like it just doesn't make sense to me that like, even without thinking into the worldbuilding, you gave the teenagers weapons while you sit in your home and drink your hot chocolate and have kids? But like thinking about the worldbuilding and using my previous explanation for how scents work, why would you have those who attract monsters on the outside and those who have outgrown that system on the inside? Wouldn't it make more sense to put the adults on the outside to defend the teenagers on the inside because their own scent would scare off monsters meanwhile the children who are growing into their powers can do so safely on the inside?

I guess the whole thing is getting the experience and learning how to fight and kill monsters, but why? Heroics? Glory? Honor? Why can't you achieve that as an adult? Train and hone in your powers within the safety of your camp then, as an adult, go out and find that glory and honor and heroics. You'll be better trained with stronger powers and better critical thinking skills lol

As for the oath thing, I don't know if the Romans had the oath? Like...was that ever explained on their side? I guess if the Greek and Roman side of the gods are essentially the same, the oath would carry over. And the prophecy just outlined "half blood of the eldest gods" not necessarily the Greek gods.

I just posted this regarding Athena and her children and honestly this headcanon makes so much sense to me and would explain part of the reason why the Romans were so appalled by Annabeth's existence because Minerva has no kids because she has no need for them and because she's mentally lost and not present enough to fall for someone to have kids - not to mention, the only reason Athena has children is because of Rome's desecration of Athena and robbing her of her identity so it would be like throwing their disrespect right back into their face - but the Romans have carried on the belief in a virgin goddess and the implications around it meanwhile the Greeks have long since come to accept Athena has children despite being a virgin goddess so their behavior and belief around those kids is different where its the norm for the Greeks and blasphemous for the Romans. They're behavior and reaction is more akin to like an ancient person hearing the story that Hestia/Artemis/Athena randomly decided to bust it down LMAO like they'd have a stroke

But there is definitely misogynist undertones with it and the importance on virginity regarding women and purity and all that but I mean they're Greek and Roman written in a world by an old white man so are we surprised?

annabeth : you are the son of jupiter one born after the three kings took an oath to not have kids and also i have found corpses of my siblings under your city during my quest

jason : .....

reyna : ...

nico : ah...so thats why they are so many ghosts around you these days

hazel : *traumatized by said ghosts*

Rumi had/has accounts, stocks, 401ks, retirement funds, the works, all set up for her girls, not only because she's a meticulous overplanner but because she kind of secretly assumed she was going to d*e and didn't want to leave them floundering post Huntr/x. Not because she assumes they can't get work. She just didn't want to leave it left up to chance.

Yeah sure let's send the 14 year old to the battlefield yipeeee

(+ 1 fatal lesbian situationship)