The Coop

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

I just had a physical exam today and I haven’t done the little knee hammer reflex test since I was like four years old so I was just like “yeah it’ll just make me flinch or whatever nbd” but when the doctor actually DID it my whole ass leg fucking launched into the air like I was David fucking Beckham. She didn’t even give me a second to recover either, I was gripping onto the exam table for dear life like “oh my god I’m so sorry” and WHAM she nails the other one. My entire body jolts as my foot flies three feet in the air and she twirls out of the trajectory of a five toe death kick to the groin like a capoeira master and just says “you have very brisk reflexes”. Like miss ma’am with the PHD didn’t just Ratitouille my whole shit. Like respectfully your honour you just played my skeleton like a piano, what the hell

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

Reblog if you have met the librarian

One day that barrel you’re scraping the bottom of will be scraped through and any further energy will slip out the bottom and you’ll never be able to refill that energy as easily again

so it turns out the method involves planting multiple plants and fungi and flowers and trees together rather than spreading them out, this forces them to compete for light and resources more aggressively and grow in a much quicker time than just the standard method of planting 1 tree per cubic meter, the reason its Japanese is because of a botanist called Akira Miyawaki who invented the method after studying how the forest works near him, but this method can be used world wide, the picture above is how the trees and plants look on each side after 3 years when they were planted the same time

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

buying hella veggies and suddenly feeling the Health flood through my Veins as the Prophets foretold