Welcome to my personal hell

This post is Creepy

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it's totally normal [-1]

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I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

Do you think that Cream Capitalist has a chance of being a nod to this fact? [@ date everything fandom]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

@rat-detector can you verify this claim?

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

pope leo it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

target audience reached (me)

what the fuck

what the fuck

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

@nottweak

“Put it in me Scott"😫😂😂😂😂

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I saw this fabled artifact ONCE on tv when it was new and then never again. This one got buried FAST.

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs

YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can

Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.