I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

tag yourself with your living place’s population and what youre classified as. im 278,508 city boy

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2017 will be for you

This post is terrifying because so far all of the emojis I originally put are true

men are so cute but so so so so so so so stupid

I thank the stars every time I think of you