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Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

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I feel like I am taking crazy pills
Idk guys, the fact that the only source for any of this story is the project manager of the cable job telling an anecdote on a podcast has me 🤔
Finally bought the rest of the tiles for my hallway (because Im procrastinating on going grocery shopping)(because im procrastinating on the rest of my life)(those tiles arent getting down for another year probably)
one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.
currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

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in case you need further proof re: penn & teller’s shithead basketball
i still think it's insane that penn's son showed them my dumb joke and then immediately they made this video on the spot
Reading the Wikipedia pages for 1910s films is like
"Made on a budget of $75, the film was an unexpected smash hit, selling out theaters across the country. Thought lost after a vault fire in Paris in 1954, a full print was discovered in a Brazilian nursing home in 2013, where it was being used as a doorstop."
tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest
Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people
dodge questions
answer indirectly
lie (badly)
change the subject
crack jokes to avoid serious answers
lie (convincingly)
say half of what they mean
tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying
If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.
Subtext is where tension lives.
more so,
people don’t always speak in full sentences,
slang can change depending on age range, demographic, etc. &
don’t be scared of vocal pauses (uhm, uh, err)
🔥 me & the baddie I pulled by spewing cryptic bible quotes
reference by joseph bowler!

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how it feels to talk about anything at all
god this tickles me
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The problem with writing historical fiction is that you've gotta get into Research Hell and then when you're in Research Hell you make yourself so angery about the Takes of Historians that you don't even want to write anymore
Me vs the Biographer's Urge to assume every letter is either 100% sincere and true and objective and verbatim or 100% a self-serving lie 😡😡😡😡😡

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sorry i never responded to your text, i've been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up.