Why can't you just be happy for me?

How ironic it is that a month ago you said you didn’t do relationships, and look at us now— well, you. He must be the one.

Stop.

Yeah, you’re welcome. Just a little tip, though: Don’t tell him you love him and text him about how everything was a misunderstanding.

You're right, my relationship is none of your business. 

Oh— of course, of course. I— uh, I wish you the best in your relationship.

Well, thanks. 

…Who is it?

It's MJ. 

You’re dating someone?

Yeah, I am. 

Of all the things I can’t eat during Passover, cake has to be one of them.

Well, I don't celebrate Passover, but I don't like cake, so.

Super swamped.

Good, I could put the survival kit away.