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I’m very interested to hear the story behind this.

“You’re all a bunch of perky lot, aren’t ya?”

Rude. You’re just worried I’d kick your ass. I am going to keep my comment on the joke to myself. For suspense.

I don’t know, you tell me, ‘chio. Is that supposed to be funny?

Actually it could be pretty entertaining, seeing you try to act like an old fart at a party whilst everyone else is getting high on God-knows-what. I think you’d pull the role off a little too well. Your ‘rep’? Please. I do, I do — feeding your ego is quite possibly my favourite pass time.

Maybe one day I’ll do it just to see the reaction I’ll get out of you and everyone else. I think it would be pretty amusing, if I’m being honest. Yes, my rep, I just can’t let it go down the drain, Jamie. Great, because it might possibly be mine to.

“Thank you for your optimism.” She rolled her eyes before nodding a little. “But, I know. I know. I don’t just want a cheap one though. I want a cheap one that’s cheap because someone had a friend or something who would do it for cheap.”

Okay,so let me ask you this : if you could do anything one final day,no tomorrow or the next day,how would you make your last today not go to waste? 

I know not all guys are the same, but in this town I doubt I’m gonna find a nice guy who will have Pokemon battles with me and have tv show binges so…I’ll blame your entire group to avoid disappointment

A guy went to hit a little girl from the shelter so I hit him instead and he rugby tackled me into a tree.

Do me a favor? Just hold my wrist firmly so I can push my shoulder back in –– –– please?

What the hell happened to your shoulder?

Well that’s good way to look at the world!  I guess I get caught up in what happens every day and looking forward to tomorrow that I miss the beauty in today. 

Yeah, I guess you can say that. All I’m saying is that tomorrow isn't always guaranteed so it’s a waste waiting on it to do something that could have happened today.

“I know how to get to everyone, I am a god. But I’m glad we have a deal now. I’ve got to warn ya, I only watch the best horror movies so prepare to be scared shitless.”

“Alright let’s not get full of ourselves now. I wouldn't be so sure, I’m not scared too easily. But now because you've said that I have high expectations for the films you’re going to pick out.”

‘Can’t tell’, please. Your nose is growing, Pinocchio.

Now would I really lie to you about your jokes? Alright, wanna know why grapes are the most badass fruits? Because they’re always raisin hell.

I’m already red raw, I don’t think I could handle that. That’s all very true, but it’s proof that not everything that comes out of your mouth is wise! You are the life of the party though, so I suppose that makes up for it. 

Well now you know. That’s exactly why I said most of the time. Can you imagine how boring it would get if I was a wise guy all the time? I would start to sound like Jones after a while, I’d lose my rep. You sure know how to flatter me, you know that?