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The past few years have been interesting. I have dated a fair share of women and enjoyed every experience. It is amazing that I have dated women from 19 to 60.     I am having the time of my life. I am persistent! I do not quit! I strive for Courage that enables me to face disapproval, persecution, fear, failure, and even death. I know the value of every word. I choose my words carefully. Words are powerful. I have a definite purpose, in life and every day I am getting closer to my goals. I am going places. I am a workaholic. Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. [Thomas Edison]. I am a warrior not a worrier. I'm not worried about tomorrow, I'm too busy working for today. I will never hit a man while he is down. I will help him get up. I take pride in how I look. I know how to dress. My values govern my life. I know how to treat a lady and I respect women. I have had some great one's, in my life.I'm my own man, although I worship the ground that my lady walks on.I am a man of value. Einstein knew that success is reached if you're valuable to others.I know that life isn’t merely about accomplishments, but about leaving a legacy. That legacy is how I made others feel, and how I helped others accomplish their dreams. I am a leader that leads by example. William Wallace saw opportunity, where others saw failure. I'm open-minded and willing to listen to other's point of view. I enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach and short walks to the bedroom. I enjoy watching documentaries. I recently watched a documentary about women wearing heels. It was very intriguing. Especially, one particular fact. (maybe you will ask me about it).