Texts from RWBY

898: MUST HIDE BONER!!!!!!!

 - Mod Velvet 

Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?

Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.

Yup! We’re both good just with school and work and the lack of new screencaps it’s hard to get the motivation to make new texts during the hiatus! We’ll be back when RWBY awakens don’t you worry :) 

Mod Velvet 

Thank you, Monty Oum. 

This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.

My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.

we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises

(though tbh all the girls in rwby are my favorites at different times)

(i do write my own && have achieved a small bit of notoriety for em but i won't say what i've written because that would kinda defeat the purposes of anonymity)

ask is back open now for those who have things to ask

Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"

I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night