Texts from Hellsing

(908): Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites

(812): I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth

(763): I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut 

It felt about as good as the creepy friend one when i was makeing it. I was tempted to do it Schrodinger x rip, but in the end, Pip is my sweet baby, and gets the awful stupid lines. But yes, faces. I usualy browse TFLN and a charecters face will come to mind, and i slap the two together. And thanks for the feed back! Its nice to know im not just pitching into a void of 0s and 1s :D

(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

aww, and this instantly makes me want to make hundreds more JPEGS for you! 

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

(954): He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.

(510): this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

(814): I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick

(402):Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...

(774): I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.

(509):So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.

(403): I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible

(+39): He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...