texts from disney!

what movies do you guys wanna see?

(205): you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you ut you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

(313): its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. come back 3

(503): you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inch around on the ground, don’t you?

i know i've been mia for a long time. ok, like two months, but hey, i got busy. what can i say? someone needs to be keeping tfln alive ;) ahaha no, but really i was caught up and didn't really have time to make graphics or even think of what tfln and screencap to match. but i'm thinking i'm going to pick this back up. i know the tfln train kind of died, but i'm gonna be the caboose if i have to ;[

(920): I think there was chlamydia in those woods.

(706): He's winning.

(401): Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.

oh no. it looks fine in mine, but it might be because of either the kind of browser you're using or even just the screen resolution. i'll fix it in a little bit :) thanks for letting me know!

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(619): Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.

(815): Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.

just copy and past the tfln from the website and include either the exact screencap (at least 500px in width please!) or the scene from a movie and then i can make it :)

(432): There’re making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!

guys, make sure before submitting an idea, make sure it's not already out there, okay? i know you miss things but whatever. also, try and stick to classic disney, pixar, etc. okay? i'm fine with whatever, but just keep it more to the cartoon side rather than disney channel. thanks!

(310): Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)