Red vs Blue vs Text Messages

[Image Description: A medium shot of Simmons looking to the right. There is text that reads (502): i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Sister. There is text that reads (813): It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?]

[Image Description: A shot of a picture of Junior with the other kids on his basketball team. There is text that reads (737): Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Dr. Grey. There is text that reads (323): Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Caboose and Tucker facing right. There is text that reads (727): It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Donut. There is text that reads (253): I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Sister. There is text that reads (253): I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?'']

[Image Description: A medium shot of Maine. There is text that reads (303): its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Simmons. There is text that reads (307): Shame - the story of my life.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Tucker with his sword out and Caboose. There is text that reads (518): He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Donut. There is text that reads (315): Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Simmons. There is text that reads (240): I mean he's doing calculus in his head to prove how NOT drunk he is.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Sister. There is text that reads (450): Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Dr. Grey looking up and to the right. There is text that reads (765): Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?]

[Image Description: A medium shot of the Meta. There is text that reads (971): I’m too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.]

[Image Description: A medium shot of Grif looking at Simmons with Caboose standing between them. There is text that reads (937): and eventually we just all took our pants off]