Makin' Bacon

I love myself some bluebonnets. Down in Texas they say pickin' them is illegal, but that's a wive's tale.

I do! In fact, it's one 'o my phds. Wouldn't have been able to build the gunslinger without it.

Damn right it does... but still, wonderin' if I should loose a few pounds.

You know what? I ain't even surprised at this point. The ears could use some more gun, though.

How 'bout ya kiss my sentry instead? Go on, she don't bite

That looks like a damn good strip of bacon, son!

Don't worry, it ain't the bread tumors. Just got lots of work to do sometimes.

//go for it!

Yep, just found out about it the hard way.

Laser? What in sam hill are you talkin about? I absolutely didn't augment a laser onto her no siree!

Howdy! Someone else mentioned ya a while back. It would depend on the tools. Wrenches can be washed with soap and water, but fer smaller and more complicated sentry parts 'yer gonna want to take a toothbrush or another small brush and isopropyl alcohol. And don't forget WD-40, thing works miracles I swear.