Do you think Santa starves himself on Christmas eve-eve like a wisdom tooth removal in order to eat everything prepared on Christmas eve?
The reasoning for this one was that I just ate milk and cookies at 11 PM at night because I have free will.
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Do you think Santa starves himself on Christmas eve-eve like a wisdom tooth removal in order to eat everything prepared on Christmas eve?
The reasoning for this one was that I just ate milk and cookies at 11 PM at night because I have free will.

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y'know some years ago I saw a conservative post something like "transitioning is worshipping yourself when you should be worshipping god" and I was like hell yeah. hell yeah that's awesome. I'm turning myself into someone worthy of worship and spiting god at the same time. this rules
Counterpoint: Transitioning is sharing in the act of creation, like taking bread and making it into wheat. Therefore it’s a form of worshipping God, and anyone who disagrees with your transition is blaspheming.
All I could understand with my small brain is that trans people would brew the best beer.
Do you think Santa starves himself on Christmas eve-eve like a wisdom tooth removal in order to eat everything prepared on Christmas eve?
Phonk-ish edits need to stop.
I just saw an edit where the focus was CTRL + Z
WHAT.
Why do people end sentences with "Good day!" In a rushed tone when it showed that you hate them. Fuck it, curse their bloodline instead.

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Did the bombs drop.
SEGA just HAD to waste the name "Sonic boom", The name for something going SO FAST it breaks the sound barrier, on the series where sonic goes like 2 Miles per hour.
I'm pretty sure the cartoon is the only time he actually goes fast and it only happens semi-rarely.
"Sorry, we can't send the ambulance to help with your fatal wound, the large hand we all proclaim as God hasn't made our newest vehicle in seconds yet" is a legitimate exchange from Lego City.
Holy fuuuuck I ate too much salt today and now my entire throat belongs to a salty hive mind of... Salt.
Everything is a failed IQ test waiting to happen.

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Is it just me or did you not realize -logy was something you add onto a word like trilogy and duology?
…okay I need context to what you are talking about here.
Like, -Logy. You put it on the end of something. Never even knew it existed, why does the -Logy exist. TriLOGY. DuoLOGY. -Logy exists as whatever the thing you put on the end of the words are called and it took me until now to REALIZE.
New chapter begins~
From living and creating mostly on upper floors
To finally having a front lawn ❤
Well at least he PM ownsmour now.
Today I woke up at 6AM after sleeping at like 3, looked at my clock, did my usual wake-up-but-stay-in-bed stuff before looking at the clock, saying "Wait, it's 6AM", and promptly allowing myself to pass out until 12.
I know a house close to mine that puts up SO many Christmas decorations whenever it's december and if I find out that they're all deer I'm going to LOSE IT-
There are lots of Salmonid Relics to find on the Spirhalite Islands. Rumor has it that holding them can grant you a mysterious power. Surely such artifacts are worth a fortune!
All I can think of when I see this is "Expensive-looking vase" from the 3DS Tomodachi life

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Waiting a minute and a half at a crossing can make you lose faith in private transportation.
Favorite forbidden artifact. Go!!
The Magic Shield that only blocks slight passive aggressive negging.
And the opposite: a magic sword that only attacks if you're incredibly annoyed at the person you're attacking.