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It's a little question list that you must answer right and swear unbreakable oaths of admiration and obedience, for Lord wants to humiliate all of his worshippers! 🐈
Favourite Ichimatsu's voiceline?
Favourite episode with His presence?
Who is hotter: Ichimatsu with a whip or Ichimatsu with a gun?
What song from your playlist 18 y.o. Ichimatsu would sing at karaoke?
Would you rather be Ichimatsu's cat or Ichimatsu's dog?
What do Don's shoes taste like?
Are you Ichimatsu's flat butt believer or Ichimatsu's thicc butt believer?
Would you dare to make Him drink Powerade ever again?
And what praise for Him would you put on your grave plate?
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(no hate to the original trend! this is just a joke xD)
I have created the pentagram out of cat toys. I'm now on my knees, in front of the BDSM alter, my hands up waiting to receive the chalice of Karamatsu's blood to drink. For I am a humble servant of the Dark Cat Lord. May his reign of terror cause all our tails to puff.
Favourite Ichimatsu's voiceline?
Don't you mean we are nothing but male pigs, but please cool down our feverish bodies, Ichimatsu-sama?
So we find out he has a begging kink 👀
Amongst other things...
Favourite episode with His presence?
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This is my bread and butter Ichimatsu episode. It has EVERYTHING I love about him packed in one neat little skit:
🐾Shows him over analyzing everything, how he thinks about everything obsessively prior (e.g. how he talks about why he can't use his arm to cover the light out)
🐾THE SUDDEN ICHI-RAGE and he just UNLOADS on his brothers, screaming at them.
🐾He becomes IN CHARGE and has utter power in that fucking house.
🐾 Displays his creepy stalker behavior
🐾 Shows how anal he is about keeping things clean and in order
🐾The others are AFRAID of him (except for maybe Osomatsu at first; but he fucks around and finds out)
Who is hotter: Ichimatsu with a whip or Ichimatsu with a gun?
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to go with a gun, because we all know Don Ichimatsu has forced certain people to perform oral on that barrel.
What song from your playlist 18 y.o. Ichimatsu would sing at karaoke?
They always want Ichi to sing in English...
And since English songs at karaoke tend to consists of "Classic Dad Rock" or "Call Me Maybe", I'm going to have to go with "Paint It Black".
Now if only those dumbasses, Yanagida, Atsushi, and Uchikawa could understand all the lyrics, then they wouldn't be sitting there clapping, giving high fives, and saying how cute it is ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Would you rather be Ichimatsu's cat or Ichimatsu's dog?
Would you rather being adorned and loved unconditionally by Ichimatsu, or put on a choker leash, dragged around town, called "a worthless piece of shit", be forced to eat out of a literal dog bowl, and made to sleep on the floor amongst your piss-stained newspapers that he makes you use every time you have to go to the bathroom?
I'm gonna have to go with dog.
What do Don's shoes taste like?
Leather and the tears of countless people he's forced on their knees in front of him.
Are you Ichimatsu's flat butt believer or Ichimatsu's thicc butt believer?
That depends. I see uses for both based on what timeline and AU we are in uwu
Would you dare to make Him drink Powerade ever again?
I don't know, it depends how masochistic I'm feeling that day.
And what praise for Him would you put on your grave plate?
I assume this is from me being 6 feet under thanks to his hands; and here he is, at my grave to read: You were the piece of shit everyone warned me about. They were so right ♡