put me back i'm not ready yet

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for weeks i’m sorryyy…old low-poly half life models are quite difficult to decipher but i tried <:3

what the hell, colette

(from the wiki page on gina and colette’s voicelines here)

On this episode of “Anatomy of a HEV Suit”: an in-depth look at the Mark IV!

THAT IS STILL WATER AT THE BASE OF A CARVED OUT MESA WITH NO WINDOWS OR ANYTHING COVERING UP THAT SUNLIGHT. YOU HAVE A FOOD COURT THAT CAN ALSO BE UTILIZED AS A DIVINGBOARD INTO SOME OF THE MOST STAGNANT DISGUSTING DESERT WATER LIKELY FILLED WITH FOOD COURT TRASH AND BUGS, STILL WATER THAT ATTRACTS BUGS WHO WILL FLY ALL OVER YOUR FOOD, BIRDS WILL FLY INTO THE GIANT OPENING IN THE WALL AND JUST YOINK YOUR PIZZA, RIGHT NEXT TO ELECTRIFIED RAILS, THERES NO PADDING ON THE WALL ITS ALL JUST EXPOSED ROCK AND CLAY, YOU HAVE COOKING STAFF NEXT TO HOT GRIDDLES NO AIR CONDITIONING BECAUSE IT WILL BE LOST NEXT TO THE OPEN FACE WALL LETTING IN THE

DESERT

FUCKING

SUNLIGHT

HEAT,