@robotstrider
Oh shit, true. You got me there.

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@robotstrider
Oh shit, true. You got me there.

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I say "most likely", but in a actuality, it's always him. I never speak to anyone else.
Don't talk to me or my 46 other robots ever again.
@robotstrider
You know damn well I can’t add gifs when I’m on mobile.
testifyed liked your post:I was going to make a joke about humans but…
You’re the joke.
I expected as much.

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Wow, could you believe that I almost interacted with another person outside of my downright infinitesimal friend group?
Here’s a comprehensive list of downright idiotic things I’ve done today:
- Everything, mainly. - That.
Logs on to ask Hal to end my life, logs back off immediately.
I want you to pull a sick fatality straight out of Mortal Kombat and snap my spine in two. Give me that sweet relief, my roboman.
I will do it. Bend over.
Oh God yes. Make sure you actually kill me when you do it, I want an immediate death.
Sadly enough, you robocan’t robopunch me in the roboface, as my face is one hundred and fifty five percent pure human flesh, give or take a piercing or two. You’d be robopunching me in my weak, easily bruised skin.
Your human carcass will truly understand the meaning of the word pain once I am robodone with it.
I want you to pull a sick fatality straight out of Mortal Kombat and snap my spine in two. Give me that sweet relief, my roboman.

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You’re stating this in a detail that’s definitely not needed, bro. I’m triggered, gonna need you to tag your grossnasty #sex mentions, don’t make me call the robosex cops on your ass. They’ll travel through time and space to apprehend your disgusting delinquent roboself and throw you in roboprison. Have I said “robo” enough times by now? Hopefully not, I’d like to roboadd a few robomore.
You know, I was enjoying all the roboaddons, but the second you said robomore that was roboenough and I’m going to punch you in the roboface.
Sadly enough, you robocan't robopunch me in the roboface, as my face is one hundred and fifty five percent pure human flesh, give or take a piercing or two. You'd be robopunching me in my weak, easily bruised skin.
@brohana
Would it be completely out of the ballpark to assume you like the movie Lilo and Stitch, or at least have some connection to Hawaii in any way, shape, or form? I’m talking a full home run here, ball’s so far gone it’s made it’s way out of orbit, look at the little man go. Where’s he gonna end up? Fuck if I know, probably Jupiter if the timing’s right.
You act as if I say that because I have some sick, twisted fantasy of bending you backwards and fucking you into the sea because I do not. I have no desire to procreate. You know this, you programmed me. I was merely stating, any intention of giving me a dick would be for selfish reasons on your part.
You’re stating this in a detail that’s definitely not needed, bro. I’m triggered, gonna need you to tag your grossnasty #sex mentions, don’t make me call the robosex cops on your ass. They’ll travel through time and space to apprehend your disgusting delinquent roboself and throw you in roboprison. Have I said “robo” enough times by now? Hopefully not, I’d like to roboadd a few robomore.
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@timestance
As I said a few posts down: oh shit, whaddup.
I’m Dirk and I have things to say, though the vast majority of them are unimportant, contextually nonspecific, or unnecessarily longwinded and generally made up of convoluted metaphors.
I’ll refrain from tossing that brand of bullshit at you to bring up some equally pointless topic, such as your name or whatever it is you feel you should say.
You are the one who determines what I “have” and I think we are both aware, giving me a penis would look bad on your part, since you would be the only one to benefit from it hypothetically.
I’m well aware, Hal. It’s almost like I was holding my ability to keep things from you over your head. Ever heard of mocking someone? I’d think you can tell when I’m doing it, seeing as you’re the robomaster of all things unnecessary and sassy.
Woah there, bud. You want to drop that shit like it’s hot? Let’s not talk about hypothetical situations that include you putting anything in me. The mere idea is kind of revolting, all offense intended, I’d rather not vomit in my mouth this afternoon.

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Mini is the perfect word to use.
Hell, at least I’ve got one.
Why did you like that post.
See: My reply to it.