Tessers

I’ve been thinking about the way she says bitch all day omfg

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

hmmmmmmm…. where is my cat………..

Just imagine the cat activation sound when you touch the fluff.

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

this is the type of positivity i need.

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.

Thanks Satan

I love how the captions added are 95% “blessed image” “youve been blessed by the cat stamp” and 5% “how dare you step on that guys timbs holy fuck”

how do i, as an adult, stop feeling like i’m super behind on everything and also like i’ve wasted all of my best years for doing stuff on not doing said stuff?

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

Character development

This is exactly what Steve would have wanted

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.