lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH

My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing

Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

this is so useful for my dysfunctional brain omg

sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star

Spooky season amplifies my homosexuality

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

i just spat out my tea

my T OH MY GOD-

@copperbadge

This whole thread is golden but “cis” made me lol especially hard. 

sensory overload is Hell because how are u gonna explain to someone that u can’t do your work rn because everything around u is a little too much

Holy shit look at this fucking cat!!!!!!!!!

bro im sick of this shit im sick of the fact that we all gotta sit here making online jokes to cope with the fact that the most inhumane and horrible things are happening on/to the planet all cause some freak ass demons will stop at nothing to get some shitty oil like this is hell im living in what hell is

That’s executive disfunction baby