Terror Triplets Incorrect Quotes

Jey: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Jey: And I started thinking. Jey: Like, it was just trying to get food. Jey: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Damian: Are you ok?

Jey: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Damian: The dishes. Jey: Wh- Damian: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

Jey: Damian, my old friend! Damian: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Jey: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you

Jey: We all have our demons. Jey, grabbing Rhea: This one’s mine.

Rhea: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Damian: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Damian: Just thought I'd come in early. Jey: Come in what? Another man?

Damian: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Jey: I don’t usually eat with losers. Damian: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

Damian: Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren't talking?

Rhea: Has anyone seen Jey? Damian: Hold on, I got this. *clears throat* Damian: Bill Nye the science guy! Jey, crashing through the door: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Damian: Why is Rhea crying? Jey: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Rhea: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Damian: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Rhea: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Damian: NO, NOT THAT!

Rhea: Did Jey just tell me he loved me for the first time? Damian: Yeah, he did. Rhea: And did I just do finger guns back? Damian: Yeah, you did.

Rhea: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Damian: Can't relate. Jey: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Rhea: Some people are like slinkies. Damian: What? Rhea: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Damian: Damian: Please don't push Jey down the stairs. Rhea, pushing Jey down the stairs: Too late.

Rhea: Where are my fucking keys? Damian: Rhea, Jey is around, can you say it a little nicer? Rhea: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

Rhea: It's October, so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not. Damian: What battle line? Nobody likes candy corn. Jey: Fuck you, candy corn is delicious. Rhea: And so, the lines are drawn...

Damian: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Jey: I think you mean cards. Rhea: He did not. Damian, pulling out knives: I did not.

Rhea: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Damian, rushing in: Rhea! Jey tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!