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The clock on the wall showed

A quarter after one.

I had just completed

All my work to be done .

All the packages where delivered

All wrapped with a bow .

And now it was time

To play in the snow .

With everything done

It's time to reduce stress.

So I went straight to the closet

And picked out my red dress .

Smokey black stockings

With red lingerie .

Complete the ensemble

To wear Christmas day .

Bright Red heels

And Red Lipstick too.

Will make me feel awsome.

instead of feeling blue .

Into the tub with

With plenty of bubbles

Shave my legs smooth

Removing all of the stubble.

Then Out of the tub

While I quickly drip dry.

Then get myself dressed

As time passes by.

Pour myself a glass of

Pink Chardonnay.

I start to relax

From the stress of the day.

I do my hair in a

Feminine flair .

Then grab my coat

And head down the stairs .

I stop at a mirror

To check my reflection.

Looking for flaws

In my makeup selection.

Then off to the sleigh

To watch the sunrise

If the world only knew

Wouldn't they be suprised.

A transgender Santa

Wouldn't go over well .

For i'm fairly certain

That image won't sell.

But Santa deserves happiness

Just as much as they do.

So Merry Christmas to all