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CHICAGO—Worrying that he could be caught off guard anywhere, at any time, area man Dan Moritz on Friday was reportedly afraid some woman might come out of the woodwork to hold him accountable for something. “I’m honestly starting to get a little freaked out that a woman could, out of nowhere, start demanding that I take responsibility for something that I absolutely did,” said Moritz, adding that he had no way of knowing if the woman who would suddenly hold him responsible for his actions would be a female friend, coworker, or even a woman he met only once at a party. “I can’t shake the fear that, one day, I’m just minding my own business when I’m blindsided by a woman who’s spent possibly years building up the courage to confront me with something horrible that was definitely my fault.” Moritz went on to say that while he was anxious, all he could do was hope for the best and just keep living his life as he always had.

i hope you guys know i have the chrome extensions that turn trumps tweets into crayon, “god” into nicolas cage, the owo extension, and all caps turned off

well now that you mentioned it,

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t. 

Ducks make great crunchy noises if you give them lettuce.

Ladies & Gentlemen… Madame Esther Quek, Group Fashion Director of The Rake and Revolution magazines (Middle East).

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