I need a fic where Gareth and Steve are stuck together for some amount of time like, no one else to entertain them. (And by this point steve and Eddie are already dating and Gareth knows) but they sit there in silence for like 30 minutes until Steve try’s to talk to Gareth and he is just like “dude we have absolutely nothing in common let’s just sit here in silence.” And steve is like “that’s not 100% true… we have Eddie” and it turns into a bitch fest about weird shit Eddie does but also how they both love him. And then from then on they are bonded and have inside jokes and shit and Eddie is floored.

The George Costanza and Elaine Benes of the friend group