Damen: a kingdom or this.
Laurent: I see your "a kingdom or this" and raise you "two kingdoms AND this".
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Damen: a kingdom or this.
Laurent: I see your "a kingdom or this" and raise you "two kingdoms AND this".
At first like:
And then you know it’s happening:

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The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.
But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand
Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*
Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*
This is a Greek comedy I could get behind
What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.
Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield
thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys
and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.
She could’ve just dunked him twice, and switched heels.
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
He better get used to calling you Master Katara.

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Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
HE FUCKED KING SHARK?
The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving
IT GOT BETTER
For the record the director confirmed John bottomed
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War revealed that hero John Constantine dated King Shark, with a writer confirming Constantine bottomed. Yes,
DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.
Guys, I made a thing….
Don’t worry, I made another one cause we all know Shiro and Keith like to switch things up <3
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Isn’t that the harsh truth 🤣🤣🤣
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Someone: so, do you already know? Is it a boy or a girl?
A pregnant mandalorian: it’s a mando
Someone: okay but what will you dress them with?
Mandalorian: armor
Someone: okay, but will you give them toy starships or princess dolls to play with?
Mandalorian: actually, when they’re about five years old we’ll give them a small wooden knife for them to play with
Someone: okay but what will their little friends address them as? She? He?
Mandalorian: “vod”
Someone: aha! And what does that mean: brother? sister?
Mandalorian: yes
Someone: *loses their goddamned binary mind*
How Things are Made 🎨
“I don’t want dancers who want to dance, I want dancers who need to dance” -George Balanchine
I keep buying books because in the future I’m gonna have a kickass library with two floors and a fireplace so I need to start collecting books to fill it with
@terpsihorastyleart oh, look, that’s us 😅
@ivy-the-peculiar-human False! Two floors, a fireplace AND fluffy soft floor-pillows ~~~ hehe
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Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.
On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.
And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.
The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy
I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it