High on LIFE

aries: rode a fucking motorcycle in

taurus: took satan out to dinner so satan let them into the hell squad

gemini: has been apart of satan’s squad all along, passing him evil secrets abt the other signs

cancer: they were on the path to b in heaven then they fucked it up in the very end and ended up in hell idk how

leo: “hell is the new thing, everyone’s going there now”

virgo: they need things clean in hell too ya know

libra: was in heaven then fucked up and dated one of the devils from hell and it ended badly

scorpio: is satan

sagittarius: with aries man, fuckin shit up

capricorn: too cold and calculating for heaven, evil geniuses belong together in hell

aquarius: bribed the devils who guard the entrance w weed, even tho they didn’t have to

pisces: fell in love w satan, they’re a beautiful couple

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.