I’m A Wizard

So the craziest thing about learning magic is that I spend half my time reading books that are older than most buildings, the rest of my time is spent wiggling my hands at said book trying to reproduce whatever effect I just spent days reading about… and then I do it all over again.

Ok so my roommate doesnt have a blog because theyre a loser, but they are a hot loser. So I feel comfortable talking about them here. THEY ARE SO FUCKIN FINE ITS UNFAIR! Theyre a Apococratic Tomes major meaning they do like... really scary really strong magic, they dress like a heavy metal musician who works in a library, they have the fluffiest hair and everything they see me they forget my name.

So I'm from Wakefield, specifically im from Oakstown right outside of Southampton. My parents are super religious, i spent most of my time just hanging out in the woods by myself, so believe me when I say I was so shocked by just how big Amity City is. What do you mean theres 7 different art museums and a countless number of art galleries? My highschool only had an intro to drawing course???

Ok so when a magician goes to sleep they reawaken in the Waking which is like… a dimension where all magic comes from because its made entirely of whats possible and all that jazz. Some magicians sleep with guns on their person because in the Waking magic doesnt actually work and there are demons and junk that want to eat your magic. Some magicians use the extra time to study by falling asleep with their books, some use it to explore. The weirdest part is like… No one has a face in the Waking, its like they have every face. If you bump into someone its likely their real body is 900 miles away, if you see a friend its unlikely youll recognize them. Its a crazy place you know.

Being a magician is the coolest thing ever. I can literally generate money, I can make people forget im standing infront of them. I Get Free Drinks For The Rest Of Forever.

So Im registering for classes for next semester and just wanted to post about some silly ones. Of course I have to take Magical Ethics this semester as we do every semester but Im just now realizing that half of the classes I can take are actually crazy: