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It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

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i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude