ย Had to be alien, no one on Earth had two hearts. And heโd felt them, only for a brief second through the tip of his finger but it was unmistakable. Of course, Crowley was aware of aliens in the general sense, God in her ineffability and all that, might have even run into one or two while he was perusing the stars heโd created. But it was one thing to know they were out there, and quite another to have one standing directly in front of you, on Earth, wearing your face.
ย โOn accident? How is it possible to accidentally steal someones โโ he stopped, well at least his alien twin was clever, wouldnโt do to have a look-alike running around that was an imbecile. Thinking it over for a second he decided, it wasnโt like it would hurt to tell him, humans got all squeamish these days, but they got that way about aliens too. โDemon if you must know โ and this โ .โ he pointed to his own face, โHas been my face for over six thousand years, longer even, before time had even been invented and I was still up there โโ he pointed up Heavenward ( though in actual fact Heaven wasnโt technically โUpโ in such a literal sense, in the same way, Hell wasnโt โDownโ in so much that you couldnโt dig to it, but it still made his point ) โโ singing celestial harmonies, and crafting stars.โ his brow raised as he spoke, face taking a stern look.
ย He wasnโt entirely sure why, but it was very important to him to clarify that it was his face originally, and any stealing would have been done to him, and not the other way around. The Almighty wouldnโt have created him with someone elses faceโฆwould she? ย ย
โA demon?โย There was that EXCITEMENT again, curving lips into a wide grin.ย Tongue presses against the roof of his mouth then makes an audible โ click โ.ย Heโd met the DEVIL once -- rather awful experience that one was.ย Left him with one too many questions all swallowed up in the dark ABYSS of a black hole.ย Suppose he believed his double, that would mean DREDGING all those curious thoughts back to the surface -- all those questions he had about meaning, suffering, and purpose.ย Heโd much rather AVOID that.
โOh, donโt worry.ย Wasnโt about to accuse you of stealing my face.โย Arms LEISURELY fold across his chest.ย ย โHavenโt had it very long, anyway.โย A NONCHALANT shrug of the shoulders paired with a little scrunch of his nose.ย ย โThough I must admit, I am very intrigued.ย You say you made whole stars?ย Thatโs some incredible power.ย Which ones are yours?ย Iโd love to know.โย Ah -- he couldnโt ALLOW himself to be distracted!ย This was an interrogation, wasnโt it?ย Crowley probably wanted a PROPER answer.
โWith abilities like that, itโs not difficult to imagine feedback slipping through the cracks between time,โ he begins, hands now gesturing VAGUELY to emphasize his point.ย โ -- influencing my last regeneration cycle because of a paradox -- us meeting today -- so that I instinctively modeled my appearance after yours.ย Brilliant, really!โย Was he just running his mouth again?ย โNot nearly as fascinating as being a genuine demon though, Iโd imagine!โ