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OH SHIT I GOT A LETTER FROM SCOOT!!!

a couple days ago i was folding laundry in the backroom of the kitchens. i’m not normally allowed or supposed to do the laundry in the backroom of the kitchens, but i was doing it anyways because i was hungry and i was hoping that the cooks would give me something. essentially, i was a dog waiting for scraps. anyways, back to the matter at hand. i shouldn’t’ve been in the backroom, but i was anyways, and that’s why when the head chef walked in, i hid. he got really mad and started yelling about lady corrin’s cape being on the table where he peels potatoes. i, however, was hiding behind multiple sacks of said potatoes.

thats when he decided he was going to get the ingredients ready for dinner. “oh god, felicia, what the fuck” is what you’re probably thinking. i know. i also was freaking out. it was ALSO then that the MICE came out. “OH, GOD, FELICIA” is what you’re probably thinking NOW. now, i had both the head chef AND the mice after my ass.

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