god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

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I love need you, 8x17 Goodbye Stranger
just got around to tackling my overflowing ao3 inbox and im like. fuck. some of these i always forget to reply to im so sorry y'all is it still socially acceptable to respond after TWO MONTHS
daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea

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Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa
anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

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genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”
the human body when you use it and exist in it
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.
a lot of fandom seems to gloss over the fact that cas is like, funny? like has a dry sense of humor. often it gets pigeonholed into naivete or cluelessness, which in the earlier seasons is sometimes genuine, but take, for example:
“But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.”
“I’m not ashamed to say that my big brother knocked me into next week.”
“It’s a shortened version of my name.”
“I’m an angel, you ass.”
“I missed television.”
“The bird represents God. And coyote is man, endlessly chasing the divine, yet never able to catch him. It’s…it’s hilarious.”
“[What the hell?] Guess again.”
“Uh, you could try….insouciant, maybe.”
“You should’ve seen Luke.”
“[Do I look like I’m joking?] …you never look like you’re joking.”
“Just so you understand….why I can’t help.”
“[How was Jerusalem?] Arid.”
“[What was riding in a car like?] Uh…slow.”
“[I’m dead?] Condolences.”
“Don’t ask stupid questions.”
“[How’d you get here??] I took a bus.”
“[‘Hello? Hello??’] Uh…that is still the term.”
“It seems this is going to require talking to people.”
“Less dumb, less ass.”
“I got this. I don’t got this.”
“[to a cat] Hey, I’m not through with you.”
cas’ humor is weird and offbeat and esoteric because….he is? cas is weird and offbeat and esoteric. luv it.

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I'm not sorry for the close-ups.
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