lips against the sky

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change to fit as needed!

“Try to imagine him in his underwear!…Oh my god, HE’S HOT!!

“Here, please hit me as hard as you can.”

“I have no soul.”

“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”

“Oh, it’s days like this that make me wish I had gone to college.”

“I hate all of you.”

“Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.”

“Please come again. When I’m not working.”

“Wake me up when I care.”

“Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.”

“Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”

“Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order?”

“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.”

“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”

“Another day, another migraine”

“Everybody’s a critic.”

“Is it time already for you to ruin my day?”

“I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you!”

“I can’t believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and  leaves gifts.”

“Does this look unsure to you? “

“Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong? “

“When I die, you stay away from my funeral.”

“One – I hate you. And two – how can that be me when I’ m standing right here!?”

“That’s his eager face.”

“Right, like I would spend a moment of my time…blowing bubbles!”

“ No, I’m not bald! I’m alive! “

“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”

“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”

“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”

“You’re… good at that.”

“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”

“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”

“You have a lot of experience with this.”

“Do you know what people say about you?”

“You’re just like they said.”

“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”

“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”

“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”

“Am I safe with you?”

“Do you mean that?”

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”

“What made you get into this/that line of work?”

“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”

“You … you chose me.”

“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”

“Have you always been like that?”

“That was kind.”

“That was good of you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”

“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”

“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”

“I wouldn’t be here without you.”