☆ praise me ☆

…

are you done?

people have told me i’m the protagonist, and well, i would agree a lot with that, you know? i’d be the best candidate for a protagonist, there’s no doubt. how many people have told YOU you’re the protagonist? huh? none? that’s what i thought.

so, overall; you’re wrong, i’m perfect.

but since you came here to message me this i’ll assume your skull is very thick, so i’ll explain further:

you’re not match for me. you’re a frozen dessert- an ice cream. you have an asshole for a mouth. your hair looks thick, maybe you could pierce someone with it. that would be a shame, wouldn’t it? a human accidentally pierced when they ate a low class ice cream. who even does that? who even fries an ice cream. you might melt a lot, even faster than a normal ice cream. that must be a shame, considering how expensive your kind would be, right?

excUSE ME?? MY MOUTH IS AN ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE GIFTED TO ME BY HIM M-MY HAIR IS LUSCIOUSLY THICK HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY TURN IT INTO AN INSULT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT IT TAKES TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BULLSHIT EVERY DAY LOW CLASS DID YOU JUST CALL ME LOW CLASS I WILL SHOW YOU LOW CLASS I’LL SHOVE A POLE UP YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING SAD EXCUSE FOR A PIE YOURE NOT EVEN LEMON YOU DARE CALL ME IMPERFECT WHEN I SHINE ABOVE ALL OTHERS HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL TO THE GLISTENING OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM IN MY EYES FROM HOURS OF GAZING INTO SPACE WITH THE DULL MOONLIGHT DANCING ACROSS MY FORM DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO KEEP FROM MELTING I MEAN NOT THAT IT IS A BAD THING I CAN HANDLE IT JUST FINE I AM A HIGH END DESSERT I’M DELICIOUS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ENJOYED I— aHUaHHh… hhhhh……..

…

are you done?

people have told me i’m the protagonist, and well, i would agree a lot with that, you know? i’d be the best candidate for a protagonist, there’s no doubt. how many people have told YOU you’re the protagonist? huh? none? that’s what i thought.

so, overall; you’re wrong, i’m perfect.

but since you came here to message me this i’ll assume your skull is very thick, so i’ll explain further:

you’re not match for me. you’re a frozen dessert- an ice cream. you have an asshole for a mouth. your hair looks thick, maybe you could pierce someone with it. that would be a shame, wouldn’t it? a human accidentally pierced when they ate a low class ice cream. who even does that? who even fries an ice cream. you might melt a lot, even faster than a normal ice cream. that must be a shame, considering how expensive your kind would be, right?

excUSE ME?? MY MOUTH IS AN ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE GIFTED TO ME BY HIM M-MY HAIR IS LUSCIOUSLY THICK HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY TURN IT INTO AN INSULT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT IT TAKES TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BULLSHIT EVERY DAY LOW CLASS DID YOU JUST CALL ME LOW CLASS I WILL SHOW YOU LOW CLASS I'LL SHOVE A POLE UP YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING SAD EXCUSE FOR A PIE YOURE NOT EVEN LEMON YOU DARE CALL ME IMPERFECT WHEN I SHINE ABOVE ALL OTHERS HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL TO THE GLISTENING OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM IN MY EYES FROM HOURS OF GAZING INTO SPACE WITH THE DULL MOONLIGHT DANCING ACROSS MY FORM DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO KEEP FROM MELTING I MEAN NOT THAT IT IS A BAD THING I CAN HANDLE IT JUST FINE I AM A HIGH END DESSERT I'M DELICIOUS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ENJOYED I-- aHUaHHh... hhhhh........

I’m— I’m glad there’s another dessert that I can look up to… Even if I’ve never witnessed tempura by myself… I think humans prefer their meat cooked in some way so they’d enjoy tempura sushi more… B-but it’s— I think it’s nice— That you could be an actual dessert enjoyed after me…

Oh, I’m forgetting to introduce myself, sorry! Nice to meet you, I’m a sushi cake, but you can call me RAW!

…normally, i would be absolutely appalled at the fact that you did not bow to me just now. however, it seems that you understand your place in this world as well as my place, and i am quite pleased! (though, i would prefer it vastly if you did not refer to me as “family”, seeing as i am far above you in every way possible.)

"pretty"… well, of course i am. i thank you for pointing out this fact, despite its obvious nature. i will allow you to brush my perfect hair when it is convenient.

S-servant… Queen…?

It’s not like I’m not used to that… Huh… I’m not very sure if you’re made of sharper angles… I doubt it. I mean, uh, I’m getting sidetracked—

Do you want me to treat you like that?… Do you want me to be your servant? It would be logical… Since I’m not even a real dessert and you are, but I’m not quite sure if that’s what you meant. We can be sushi companions AND I can also be your servant if you want, I don’t mind…

... do not overthink things. just obey my every wish for the rest of your time in this world, and we will get along perfectly fine. sure, whatever, we're both companions and queen-and-servant, do not bother with the details, it is boring...