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the teacher was talking about the book (we're reading to kill a mockingbird) and he asked us

"Where is Aunt Alexadra? Actully, can someone explain who Aunt Alexandra is?"

SO THEN THE QUIET KID IN THE CORNER SAYS

"I'll do YOU one better. WHY IS AUNT ALEXANDRA?"

then I see my oppurtunity and yell at the teacher

"TELL ME WHERE THE GIRL IS OR I SWEAR TO YOU I'M GOING TO FRENCH FRY THIS LITTLE FREAK!"

AND THEN ARGUABLY THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL STANDS UP AND YELLS

"LET'S DO IT YOU SHOOT MY GUY AND I BLAST HIM COME ON"

THEN THE QUIET KID STARES DIRECTLY IN THE POPULAR GUYS EYES AND SAYS DRAMATICALLY "do it quill. I can take it"

THEN THE TEACHER FROM ACROSS THE ACTUL HALLWAY RUNS INTO THE CLASSROOM AND SAYS "NO HE CAN'T"

and another kid goes "she's right. he can't"

SO I YELL AT THE POPULAR BOY(who I have a major crush on) "yea you don't wanna tell me where she is that's fiiiiine. I'll kill all three of you and beat it out of Thanos myself STARTING WITH YOU!"

the other kid says "Than- let me ask you this one time what master do you serve?"

so I continue it with "what master do i serve what am i supposed to say jesus?"

AND MY CRUSH DOES HIS CUTE EYEROLL AND SAYS "you're from earth right?"

and so i say "I'm not from earth I'm from MISSOURI"

and my crush is like "Yeah thats on earth di- wait no you're to cute to call that- what are you hassling us for?

AND EVERYONE IS SO STUNNED AND WE'RE ALL JUST SITTING THERE SO THE TEACHER SAYS "you're nor with Thanos?"

So i of course have to keep it up but OMG he said im cute so I say "WITH THANOS? no im here to kill thanos wait you the hell are you guys?"

Step 1: write a list of thing that need to get done

Step 2: cut up a piece of paper so that there are as many pieces as things to do

Step 3: write one thing on each piece

Step 4: do one of them

Step 5: when done with that thing, dramaticaly rip up the paper screaming with rage

Step 6: repeat steps 4 and 5